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Snowboarding At Smuggler’s Notch

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Matt

Posted On:

March 23rd, 2008

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I made a cheesy video of Alison and I snowboarding at Smuggler’s Notch in Vermont last week. It’s really just here so I can watch it when I’m dying to snowboard again in the fall. Without iMovie I’d never be able to make these crappy videos, thanks Apple!

Getting to Smuggler’s Notch

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Matt

Posted On:

March 16th, 2008

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Snowboarding

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I made the worst video ever on the way to snowboard for a week in Smuggler’s Notch, Vermont. Check it out, it’s kind of like video twitters all mashed together. It sucks!

Review: Horseshoe Resort

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Matt

Posted On:

December 16th, 2007

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Snowboarding

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This past Saturday I decided to take advantage of $20 lift tickets, a free BBQ and an Atomic demo at Horseshoe Resort just North of Barrie, Ontario. I have been to Horseshoe once before when they were the first resort to open this November, back then they had only 2 runs open and it was our only option so it was as good as it gets. This time around was different and much worse.

The Lifts

Horseshoe Resort has a serious problem with lift unloading areas. All of their lifts end with a slightly steep drop off and a very small area for strapping in. The second you step off their only high speed lift there’s an attendant yelling at you to “move out of the way!” and “strap in and get out of here!”. It’s the worst experience ever and it results in a lot of beginners who are already scared of the chair lift becoming more intimidated and falling. When they fall and the lift is stopped. A lift can be as high speed at it wants but it won’t get you up the hill faster if it stops 3 times per trip.

The yelling only happens on the main high speed lift but the rest are equally bad. I didn’t experience one lift ride where the lift didn’t stop because the unloading zones were not properly taken care of and people were bailing.

The Runs

Horseshoe Resort is small, everyone knows that and short runs are what I expected. What I didn’t expect was the poor quality of the runs. While trying to find some more challenging runs I headed over to the Highrider chair where the runs were all black and blue. It was a huge let down to find that 95% of the black runs lasted for 10 seconds and then shot you out onto a green run that was super flat. Then you’d ride flat based for 30 seconds back to the lift.

The People

When camping in the summer I always found that the closer the camp ground is to Toronto the more likely it is to be full of people who don’t know how to camp. This past Saturday I discovered that the same holds true for ski resorts. Horseshoe Resort is the closest of the bigger resorts to Toronto and it’s the easiest to get to. As a result it was full of people who had no idea how to ski or snowboard and it didn’t seem like they had any real desire to learn. They were all over the hill on runs of all levels of difficulty and in everyone’s way. Don’t get me wrong, I know what it’s like to be a beginner and I have no problem at all giving people the space they need to learn, but it gets a little annoying when you’re flying down a blue or black run and there are 15 people lying around on it trying to figure out how to snowboard. This never seems to happen at Mount St. Louis Moonstone or Blue Mountain, maybe because their blue and black runs are more intimidating.

The Demo

The whole reason we went to Horseshoe Resort instead of Blue Mountain was the free Atomic demo. There were a few Atomic boards that had caught our attention and we thought it would be awesome to try them out for a few runs. Here’s the catch, even though Atomic makes bindings they only brought 3 or 4 pairs to the demo, so they wanted to take my bindings off my board and have me use my own bindings. Sure it was a bit of a pain in the ass, but it didn’t seem like such a bad idea. The problem is that my binding discs only have 2 holes and are not compatible with Atomic boards. So I took a board out with their bindings. The bindings came loose on the first turn and I had a horrible run, awesome. Alison did use her own bindings and when they put them back on her board they set them up wrong. When she tried to adjust them she realized they had used a power drill, tightened the screws too tight for her to unscrew and stripped one of her screws, wow.

Needless to say we won’t be doing another demo day like that again and we probably won’t be buying Atomic boards any time soon.

Conclusion

Horseshoe Resort is small and crowded with poor runs and the worst chair lift experience ever. Drive the extra 15 minutes to Mount St. Louis Moonstone.

Mount St Louis Moonstone Is Awesome

Posted By:

Matt

Posted On:

December 2nd, 2007

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Snowboarding

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Yesterday Alison and I woke up early to go snowboarding. We were planning on going to Blue Mountain but when we heard that MSLM had 10 runs open to Blue Mountain’s 2, we changed our plans. I’m happy with our decision because I had a great time.

Why Mount St Louis Moonstone Is Awesome

• It has 3 high speed 6 passenger chair lifts and 1 high speed 4 passenger chair lift. This makes for pretty small lift lines.
• The unloading zones at the top of the lifts are gradual and big. There are very few spills and lots of room to strap in without some lady yelling at you to move further down the run to strap in (Horseshoe).
• They move a lot of dirt to alter their runs making them smooth and fast with very few flat, slow spots.
• The steep West and East Peak Runs make it easy to start your run off super fast.
• They have the best park in Ontario which I’m sure I’ll be into if I ever work up the nerve to try it out.
• They have a huge (the biggest) beginners area in Ontario. This is great for teaching yourself butters or learning to ride switch. It has a huge gradual green run that is separate from the more advanced runs so you’re not being run off the hill by some loser speeding by you while you’re trying to learn on a slow run.
• It is 20kms and 30 minutes closer than Blue Mountain.
• It’s right off the 400 and very easy to get to.
• It has the feel of a small ski village and doesn’t feel all corporate and weird (it’s family owned and operated).

The only reason I don’t have a seasons pass at MSLM is because they don’t have night skiing. If they had night skiing they would be unstoppable! If anyone is ever going up to MSLM please let me know, I need every excuse I can get to go there instead of using my Blue Mountain seasons pass like I should.

I Went Snowboarding On November 24th!

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Matt

Posted On:

November 25th, 2007

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Let the record show that Alison, Andre and I went snowboarding at Horseshoe Valley in Barrie, Ontario on November 24th, 2007. 2 weeks ago I was thinking it would suck if I had to wait until mid January to use my new snowboard. Snow came early to Ontario and I like it! It sucks that Alison’s new board broke the fist day out but Burton’s warranty should cover it. Snow!!!

Snowboarding This Weekend!!!

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Matt

Posted On:

November 21st, 2007

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This morning I watched a video of people snowboarding at Whistler on opening weekend. As I watched I longed for enough snow to snowboard in Ontario. It happened!!! The Weather Network is calling for up to 20cm of snow in the next 24 hours. Horseshoe Resort has been making snow for the past few days and they plan to open tomorrow, November 22nd. With any luck I will be snowboarding at Horseshoe Resort with Alison this Saturday. It will probably suck. I am excited!

Winter Is Coming To Ontario!

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Matt

Posted On:

November 1st, 2007

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Snowboarding

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Our new snowboards are set up and ready to go. Our boots, goggles, helmets and mittens are packed. We are booking trips to Mont Tremblant and we bought our seasons passes for Blue Mountain. There are commercials on TV for snow tires and auto shops are advertising their annual winter tune up specials. There was slushy rain falling in Toronto last weekend and now The Weather Network is calling for snow on November 14th and 15th.

It looks like this year we will finally get a normal winter, a winter that includes December.

My New Burton Board And Boots

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Matt

Posted On:

October 12th, 2007

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I left work early yesterday to get to the Toronto Ski & Snowboard Show when it opened at 3pm. I bothered the crap out of every sales guy that would talk to me and eventually settled on my new board and boots.

Board: 2007 Burton UnInc. 158

Boots: 2007 Burton Hail 10.5

Bindings: 2007 Burton Mission (Black - Purchased Last Season)

Skiers That Dress Like Snowboarders

Posted By:

Matt

Posted On:

October 1st, 2007

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Snowboarding

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Dear Losers (Skiers)….

While we are grateful that you pioneered the idea of going down a snow covered hill, please don’t forget that snowboarders took that idea to a whole new level of coolness. Stop trying to dress like us and stop trying to steal our tricks, you make me laugh way more than “x-treme rollerbladers” ever will. Please stick to your one piece ski suits, “funny” hats, and “snow plow” awesomeness. You got so mad when people started building half pipes on your precious ski hills and now you think you should be allowed to use those half pipes as comedic props? Skiing a half pipe shouldn’t be an Olympic sport, it’s a joke!

Thanks.

Mack Dawg Picture This Music Listing

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Matt

Posted On:

September 24th, 2007

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Snowboarding

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I get a lot of hits from Google when people search for a list of the amazing music in Picture This, the latest Mack Dawg production. Here’s a list of all of the music in Mack Dawg’s Picture This along with what rider is featured while the music is playing.

Intro

“26″ by Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra from the album “Moods and Grooves”

Opening Sponsors

“The Descent” by Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra from the album “Music and Rhythm”

Seth Huot & Andreas Wiig

“One of Us is Gonna Die Young” by The Ark

Wille Yli-Luoma

“Wildcat” by Ratatat from the album “Classics”

Darrell Mathes, DCP, Etienne Gilbert & Hampus Mosesson

“Beautiful Things” by Ming & Ping

Shaun White & Kevin Pearce

“Kiss The Sky” by Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra from the album “Voices And Choices”

Jussi Oksanen

“Pop Goes The World” by Men Without Hats

Eero Ettala

“In The Morning” by Junior Boys

Heikki Sorsa & Aaron Biittner

“Rhythm” by Awol One & Daddy Kev from the album “Souldoubt”

Jeremy Jones & JP Walker

“Circuit Breaker” by Royksopp

Credits

“Prog Punk” by Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra from the album “Moods and Grooves”

Check out my review of Picture This or watch the Picture This trailer.