Dear Losers (Skiers)….
While we are grateful that you pioneered the idea of going down a snow covered hill, please don’t forget that snowboarders took that idea to a whole new level of coolness. Stop trying to dress like us and stop trying to steal our tricks, you make me laugh way more than “x-treme rollerbladers” ever will. Please stick to your one piece ski suits, “funny” hats, and “snow plow” awesomeness. You got so mad when people started building half pipes on your precious ski hills and now you think you should be allowed to use those half pipes as comedic props? Skiing a half pipe shouldn’t be an Olympic sport, it’s a joke!
Thanks.

Well, just wear proper skiing attire…